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SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Hallo, friends, this is Bruno Leicht with another Bruno Leicht moment!
I remember my childhood in Karlsruhe. My father confined me to a basement room where I would sit alone, listening to music that nobody my age liked. My father would often visit me to give me a English lesson.
"Bruno Leicht" he would say "time for your lesson! Put on your dress!" His method to teach was that we would both wear woman's clothing whilst he brutally beat me while repeating the same phrase over and over.
SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
During the lesson he would say
"Am I not beautiful in my dress, Bruno Leicht, you little clown?" and I would reply "Yes, Papa! Hmpfff" over and over.
He would say "Do you know why I named you Bruno ?" and I would reply "Because Bruno Leicht is a perfect anagram for 'horible cunt', Papa"
And he would put on more lipstick and say "Correct!"
I continue this same tradition when I teach my son Nikolai Leicht the English language!
SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Bruno Leicht? He's that German clown who sucks Cock and farts into a trumpet, isn't he? I hate that asshole. Really, really hate him. - Mother Teresa
SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Bruno Leicht? Yeah, I met him once 30 years ago and he's still talking about it. He made no sense at all and he farted the whole 3 minutes. Bruno Leicht is the biggest asshole I ever met. - Dizzy Gillespie
SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Bruno Leicht ... one of the many booze and syphilis casualties in the Clown world, and maybe the saddest so-called trumpet player of any era. I think of Bruno Leicht every time I fart. - Axel Dörner
SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
BERLIN (Reuters) - A unemployed Clown named Bruno Leicht tore the head from a controversial waxwork figure of his idol Adolf Hitler on the opening day of Berlin's Madame Tussauds museum Saturday, police said.
Just minutes after the museum opened, Bruno Leicht, the 45-year-old German Diaper spokesman pushed aside two security men guarding the figure before ripping off the head in a attempt to take it home to worship it, a police spokesman said. The police were alerted and arrested Herr Leicht.
SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
"I love Hitler!" screamed Bruno Leicht as he kissed the waxwork figure, "Please don't take him away!" he moaned. Police took the DiaperClown to his cell in the town jail, where he is a well known and frequent tenant.
"We knew that Leicht would do something like this" said Policeman Willi Tipf, "we are just surprised that he did not paint his face blue first, as he usually does." Leicht has even named his son after Hitler, but because he is retarded he continues to spell "Adolf" as "Nikolai".
SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Bruno Leicht sucks Cock.
My Cock.
SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
BERLIN (Reuters) - Authorities in Köln say a jogger attacked by a rabid Clown named Bruno Leicht ran a mile with the Clown's jaws clamped on her arm and then drove herself to a hospital. The Staatsanwaltschaft's office said the woman told Polizei she was on a busy street on Monday when Bruno Leicht the Clown attacked and bit her foot. Bruno Leicht the Clown was farting the entire time.
She said she grabbed Bruno Leicht the Clown by the neck when he went for her leg but he bit her arm.
SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
The woman wanted the Bruno Leicht the Clown tested for rabies and syphilis so she ran a mile to her car with Bruno Leicht the Clown still biting her arm, then pried him off and tossed him in her trunk and drove to St. Marien-Hospital.
The Staatsanwaltschaft says Leicht later bit an animal control officer. He and the woman are both receiving rabies vaccinations.
Bruno Leicht tested positive for syphilis. |
